My husband married another woman using my money, but upon returning from his "honeymoon," he discovered that I had already sold the mansion where he planned to live with his mistress.

"Freeze all joint accounts," I ordered. "Cancel all other credit cards and revoke his digital access."

Three days later, Anthony and Chloe landed in Los Angeles, no doubt expecting to find the comfortable life they thought awaited them.

So they took a taxi to the mansion and found a security guard posted at the entrance.

“Sir,” the caretaker calmly told Anthony, “this property has been sold by its legal owner, Ms. Amelia Whitman. You no longer have access to it.”

Anthony tried his key.

Nothing.

He swiped his access card.

Still nothing.