"You're not invited to a birthday party!" announced my husband's sister.

— But I paid for the banquet, I clarified.

— Lena, did you really want to invite yourself? — Irka looked at me as if I had asked her for a kidney.

I was standing on the threshold of La Kash, a box of biscuits in my hand and a silly smile on my lips.

I was just checking in on her in advance for her birthday.

My sister-in-law will be fifty years old tomorrow.

— But Ir, we're from the same family…

— From the same family? — she winked at me.

— You mean nothing to me.

— This banquet is for MY family.

— For the real one.

The door slammed shut in front of me.

I found myself standing on the stairs, a box of "Pticsje moloko" biscuits in my hand and a ball of dough stuck in my throat.

We've been together for twenty-three years at most.

And then, Ira, the others didn't like me from our first meeting. I came from a modest family, with no connections or future prospects.

Ira thought she was a queen: two degrees, a husband who was a director, and an apartment right in the city center.

Admittedly, she was a simple accountant in a clinic and had inherited her parents' apartment.

But these are just minor details.

When she mentioned her wedding anniversary six months ago, I offered to help her organize it.

— You know, Lenochka, I would do it with pleasure, but I am in the middle of renovations… — sighed my sister-in-law, sipping her tea.

— All the money went into the Italian tiles.

— I'm going to have to celebrate my birthday more modestly.

Maxim intervened immediately:

— Ira, don't worry.

— We'll help you.

— Isn't that right, Len?

I agreed.